I've really got distracted from my mini-series related to that best-selling tome, Selling Crap to Christians, with the idea of WJWRD (What Jesus Would Really Do). We've had What Would Jesus Sell? and What Would Jesus Buy? (Assuming, of course, that He wasn't too busy buying up all those rubber wrist-bands).

Now, our cars are very dear to our hardened human hearts. So it's gratifying that someone has come up with the definitive answer to the Really Big One: What would Jesus drive?

No doubt each of us hopes our Lord would have the taste and foresight to purchase the same model that graces our own driveway or kerbside. Of course, only a few of us can be fortunate enough to sit at the wheel of the same vehicle favoured by Jesus (just think of the endorsement potential!), and I must admit to cherishing a hope that He might have gone for a black Renault Clio. After all, my diesel model is so creation-friendly, it only costs £35 to tax and I get 52 miles to the gallon.

But no, it was not to be. What Jesus really would drive might surprise you. Find out with this YouTube clip.